Evening classes for men

WICOE (Women In Charge Of Everything) Is proud to announce the opening of its EVENING CLASSES FOR MEN! OPEN TO MEN OF A CERTAIN AGE ONLY. ALL ARE WELCOME! Note: due to the complexity and level of difficulty, each course will accept a maximum of eight participants. I hope my male friends are understanding and my female friends not too upset that many of my male friends need these courses.

The course covers two days, and topics covered in this course include:

DAY ONE

· HOW TO FILL ICE CUBE TRAYS - Step by step guide with slide presentation 

· TOILET ROLLS- DO THEY GROW ON THE HOLDERS? - Roundtable discussion on the proper way to hang the roll on the holder

· DIFFERENCES BETWEEN LAUNDRY BASKET & FLOOR - Practising with hamper (Pictures and graphics), a video may be used for those who have trouble with still pictures

· DISHES & SILVERWARE; DO THEY LEVITATE/FLY TO KITCHEN SINK OR DISHWASHER BY THEMSELVES? A debate among a panel of experts.

· REMOTE CONTROL - Losing the remote control - Helpline and support groups

· LEARNING HOW TO FIND THINGS. Starting with looking in the right place, instead of turning the house upside down while screaming - Open forum.

DAY TWO

· EMPTY MILK CARTONS; DO THEY BELONG IN THE FRIDGE OR THE BIN? Group discussion and role play

· HEALTH WATCH; BRINGING HER FLOWERS IS NOT HARMFUL TO YOUR HEALTH -PowerPoint presentation

· REAL MEN ASK FOR DIRECTIONS WHEN LOST - Real life testimonial from the one man who did

· IS IT GENETICALLY IMPOSSIBLE TO SIT QUIETLY AS SHE PARALLEL PARKS? -Driving simulation

· LIVING WITH ADULTS; BASIC DIFFERENCES BETWEEN YOUR MOTHER AND YOUR PARTNER -Online class and role playing will be used so come prepared to face real-life situations

· HOW TO BE THE IDEAL SHOPPING COMPANION -Relaxation exercises, meditation and breathing techniques 

· REMEMBERING IMPORTANT DATES & CALLING WHEN YOU'RE GOING TO BE LATE -Bring your calendar or PDA to class

· GETTING OVER IT; LEARNING HOW TO LIVE WITH BEING WRONG ALL THE TIME -Individual counsellors available

This course is only open to real men, who want and who need to learn that relationships are a two-way proposition and who are willing to learn to carry their own weight

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