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Ken Boddie

Ken Boddie

Writer and enthusiastic photographer

Brisbane - State of Queensland

Ken loves to write about everything and anything and is an occasional poet and enthusiastic photographer. So that he can swap wit and banter with other like-minded bees, he leaves his choleric melancholic character in his home office and goes on a daily walkabout on social media.

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Articles by Ken

2025

5 articles
What Happened to Good Old Fashioned Service?
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What Happened to Good Old Fashioned Service?

Optimism is a wonderful thing. It keep you in a fairytale state of false security against the “slings and arrows of outrageous …” major service providers, until … If you want more, then please join me...

Take Delight in Your Right to Write
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Take Delight in Your Right to Write

If you want to change the world with your writing, you may have to change some of your words. I'm trying out alternative blogging sites, so why not join me on Medium and find out why “First drafts are...

The Ups and Downs of Ocean Power
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The Ups and Downs of Ocean Power

I'm trying out alternative blogging sites. From ‘dipping your toe in the water’ to ‘jumping in at the deep end’, see my latest renewable energy article, “The Ups and Downs of Ocean Power”, on Medium a...

Rewilding the Land
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Rewilding the Land

I'm trying out alternative blogging sites. See my latest climate change article on Medium at this link. https://medium.com/@kenboddie/rewilding-the-land-554780070be7 __________________________________...

2024

5 articles
Will Your Halloween Cossie Scare the Crows?
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Will Your Halloween Cossie Scare the Crows?

It was the last weekend in October already. If that's not scary enough (what with the mid-year sales seemingly having passed by only five minutes ago) then the end of October heralds its customary pro...

What's the go with Methane?
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What's the go with Methane?

Many of you will have read that methane is an important component of world-wide greenhouse gas emissions (Ref 1), along with carbon dioxide and a few others. Greenhouse gases, of course, are now gener...

Where Bikes are Cool and Two Wheels Rule
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Where Bikes are Cool and Two Wheels Rule

As many of you may know, my wife and I have recently returned from yet another trip to Indonesia, where we caught up with family and friends from ‘way back’, and did an extensive road tour of places,...

2023

4 articles
Heroes, Villains and Looney Tunes
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Heroes, Villains and Looney Tunes

Question No 1: Where can you find Roller Coasters, Hollywood Stunt Driving, The Batmobile, Speedy Gonzales' Tijuana Taxis, Yosemite Sam's Railroad and the Batwing Spaceshot, all in less than one hour'...

We Don't Speak English Here!
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We Don't Speak English Here!

I've been busier than a mozzie (mosquito) at a nudist beach lately , so I haven't made time to write many blogs in recent months. You see, back in March I pulled the shutters down on my engineering ca...

An Adventure in Absorbing Animation
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An Adventure in Absorbing Animation

How an opportune afternoon, aimed at attuning a young mind to the good old Disney cartoons, turned into a child-minder's unintended observation of, education into and information on, the Magic of Anim...

2022

14 articles
Where Geysers Do Rise and Hot Pools Surprise
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Where Geysers Do Rise and Hot Pools Surprise

Kia ora, nau mai ki Aotearoa (Hello and welcome to the Land of the Long White Cloud). It had been over 34 years since we left the first home we had in married life in New Zealand. We had lived there f...

Are Hobbiton's Hobbit Holes Inhabited?
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Are Hobbiton's Hobbit Holes Inhabited?

Come to New Zealand, they said! Go bungy jumping, they said! Watch Maori warriors do the Haka, they said! Catch a whiff of rotten eggs gas as you bathe in hot mud and see the geysers bubble and hiss,...

East or West, What's Best?
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East or West, What's Best?

Introductory Geographic Lesson I was tidying up some photographic files from a couple of years back, when I came across these two landscape pics. I took them from two lookout spots, both on the flat p...

The Champions of the Outback
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The Champions of the Outback

There's a part of Australia I've seen now and then, Where the folks are resilient, both women and men, Where drought is the norm, and the rains rarely come, Where life can be cruel, way too hard for s...

There's no smoke without fire in Bromo-land
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There's no smoke without fire in Bromo-land

It was just after 5am on an April morning (2019), it was cold, and the sun was struggling to penetrate a band of cloud across the eastern horizon. We could already see from our crowded vantage point,...

Horses with Feathers inside the Scenic Rim
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Horses with Feathers inside the Scenic Rim

Perhaps Scotty, the 7m high equine wonder, at this year's Boonah ‘Clydesdale Spectacular’ June show, will give you a clue to my blog title. And why's he blue, do you ask? Well, June is winter ‘down-un...

International What? You Must Be Joking!
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International What? You Must Be Joking!

Today is, believe it or not, ‘National Let’s Laugh Day’ in the USA? But why shouldn't we all take a day now and again to concentrate on laughter and fun? Why should the Americans have all the fun? The...

Ducks' Weather Lasts Forever ☔️
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Ducks' Weather Lasts Forever ☔️

In order to distract you from your focus on Ukraine and COVID-19, spare a thought for many of us in Australia's South-East Queensland, where we are in the middle of a prolonged rain event, which has b...

Hey, Stupid Cupid, Stop Picking' on Me!
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Hey, Stupid Cupid, Stop Picking' on Me!

Call me unromantic. Call me boringly down-to-earth. Call me cold, indifferent or dull, but will someone please tell me what's Cupid with a bow and arrow, or a semi-automatic pistol (if we want to upda...

And From All the Lands on Earth We Come.
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And From All the Lands on Earth We Come.

I hope you'll watch and listen to the words of this powerful song (originally written by The Seekers), as this Australia Day, 26 January, draws to a close. For many, the day is one of celebration of o...

MONA Rocks
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MONA Rocks

For all you aging art and pop music aficionados, this post is not confirmation of the brilliance of da Vinci's Louvre mounted smiling enchantress, nor is it an appreciation of the 45 year old Detroit-...

2021

22 articles
News Flash! Xmas Eve Extended!
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News Flash! Xmas Eve Extended!

It appears that Santa’s elf negotiators have failed in their attempts to exclude the big fella from having to ‘sign in‘, using the appropriate Australian state or territory health department QR codes,...

We Gonna Rock Down to Electric Avenue
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We Gonna Rock Down to Electric Avenue

Let me preface this particularly prejudicial post on the joys of motorbikes, by stating that the last time I personally relied on 2 wheels for transportation was either using pedal power on the sturdy...

Has Oz Lost the Wizard?
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Has Oz Lost the Wizard?

Good disguise, but hardly David's son? Trawling through the ‘What’s On" app for Sunday afternoon drive ideas, up popped Tamborine Mountain's annual Scarecrow Festival. This four day event, with colour...

Purple Panic
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Purple Panic

Spring has sprung here in Brissie (Brisbane to the uninitiated from outside South-East Queensland) and with it comes the end of year exams at the local universities. No wonder then that the Jacaranda,...

Climbing! Are you still up there?
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Climbing! Are you still up there?

It seems like a lifetime ago … and in many ways it was. Attending Outward Bound's Moray Sea School, back in 1965, was an important hold point and wake-up call in my character moulding. This wasn't thr...

Strawberry Fields Forever
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Strawberry Fields Forever

The fruits of our labour … literally Well the Beatles may have thought that Strawberry Fields were “nothing to get hung about”, but at least from May to October each year, the call of the tasty strawb...

Was that You?
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Was that You?

Why do we get so indignant when someone lets one rip, cuts the cheese, blows off, does a bum burp, hits 7.4 on the rectum scale, drops their guts, squeaks one out, steps on a duck, lets one off, or si...

If You Must Talk Work!
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If You Must Talk Work!

So we've already established that you're a workaholic. You have Egyptian mummy syndrome … you just can't unwind. You're seriously dedicated to working your ass off. You have no hobbies, no sense of hu...

Wish List for beBee.com
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Wish List for beBee.com

@Javier 🐝 CR asked for feedback on additional beBee improvements, in comment #31 of this post here: https://it.bebee.com/producer/how-can-we-improve-bebee I figured that my response would be too long...

Feeling Good ... but
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Feeling Good ... but

"It's a new dawn It's a new day It's a new life For me And I'm feeling good." Michael Bublé summed up the new beBee platform for me with his “Feeling Good” lyrics. Things may have taken many of us by...

Just You and Me and Café beBee
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Just You and Me and Café beBee

Fed up with all those work-related marketing posts? ‘How to listicles’ getting you down? Want to chuckle your way through the end of the day and destress? Well why not put your feet up and relax with...

Three Strikes and You’re Out?
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Three Strikes and You’re Out?

As we all get used to the differences between the old and new beBee website, there’s one burning question that springs to mind. Now the hives have disappeared and we have to start again with groups, a...

What happened to the hives?
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What happened to the hives?

I just commented on a new buzz but when I came to share, I found the hives had totally gone. Am I missing something? Then there’s my wall (or home page) which is flooded with old buzzes posted by Javi...

Opinions Vary, and That's a Fact
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Opinions Vary, and That's a Fact

What is the truth and can we handle it? We live in a world where knowledge/data/news is now so relatively easy to access that information overload can form an impediment in even a simple search for ad...

A Special Visitor
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A Special Visitor

I was in my early teens and mad keen on traditional Scottish music. That night was one of many when I sat cloistered indoors, learning to play the side drum as a participant in the Boys’ Brigade Pipe...

Because There's No Planet B
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Because There's No Planet B

I read more than I retain, but nevertheless, I've always had the approach that if you spend enough time reading, then something will always stick. Furthermore, when you get to my age, it would be fair...

A Host of ... What?
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A Host of ... What?

Billy Wordsworth was, and still is, a well qualified technician with a passion for history, as it happens, but more on his passion later. He had worked throughout his whole career, until last year, fo...

A Day Out with Ginger
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A Day Out with Ginger

No, I’m not talking about Nicole Kidman, Ginger Rogers, old US mate with the dead ginger cat as a coiffure, or a host of auburn hair coloured, pale skinned and freckled, lovely people, who we Aussies...

Australia Day or Invasion Day?
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Australia Day or Invasion Day?

I write this on 26 January as the sun starts to set on another auspicious day for some of my fellow Australians, yet a day of mourning for so many others. 'Australia Day' marks the anniversary of the...

Let’s Go Nuts on Straddie, Laddie
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Let’s Go Nuts on Straddie, Laddie

We had interstate visitors for a week, including our daughter and three year old grandson. This was the first party of people to visit since the state borders reopened and we felt the urge to escape t...

2020

18 articles
Tis the Season to be ... Wary?
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Tis the Season to be ... Wary?

I was out on my late afternoon walk along our stretch of the bay a few years ago, when I was overcome by a sudden urge to cool my feet in the salty water, and so I left the concrete footpath, frequent...

The Red Balloon
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The Red Balloon

I was looking through the SBS streaming channel here in Oz and stumbled across a familiar looking film title. Could it be? Was it possibly? What the ...? I clicked play and, sure enough, I was transpo...

Let's Talk Garbage
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Let's Talk Garbage

No, I'm not suggesting that we bad-mouth, belittle or disparage each other by talking trash figuratively, metaphorically or even synecdochically [look it up] . I'm suggesting that we literally have a...

New South W(h)ales?
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New South W(h)ales?

Not NSW but Queensland, actually! Here in the 'Lucky Land' of Oz and its 'Sunshine State', Queensland, we're currently so fortunate to be able to travel anywhere within the state, unhindered by pandem...

Two-lips in Toowoomba
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Two-lips in Toowoomba

Spring has sprung again here in the southern hemisphere, and how better to see Mother Nature in all her petal blooming glory than to wend the wagons west to Toowoomba, which we did with gusto last wee...

It's a Pest Picking a Pop-Up
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It's a Pest Picking a Pop-Up

It was a slow day and one of my non-work days. You know, the kind of satisfying slow when all the regular chores have been done in the garden and around the house, you can't be bothered going for a dr...

My Dad Gives Birds to People 🐦
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My Dad Gives Birds to People 🐦

G’day all you people persons! I hope you still remember me. I’m Poops the perky punky parrot ... well cockatiel actually, but most folks don’t know their birds from their middle finger. That’s what my...

Speak English Why Don’t You!
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Speak English Why Don’t You!

Why on earth should we speak English? After all, English is such a confusing and inconsistent language. It's almost like a plot that has been hatched by the users, choosers, perusers, producers (and i...

The Pirates of Persist-ance
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The Pirates of Persist-ance

I was first exposed to the wonders of Gilbert & Sullivan's Pirates of Penzance while still in my formative years at high school. Back then I unwittingly sang soprano, having not yet experienced the on...

Is Happiness the Right Pair of Genes?
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Is Happiness the Right Pair of Genes?

I'm currently enjoying chortling my way through Helen Russell's witty exposé of her relocation from UK to Denmark's Jutland ('Sticksville-on-Sea'). The title " The Year of Living Danishly " says it al...

I Swear
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I Swear

I swear, you swear, we all swear, despite the indisputable fact that swearing truly is a curse. But, before I take off on a rampage through the profanity, obsenity, curses, foulness, dirt or colour of...

All Risks Are Not Created Equal
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All Risks Are Not Created Equal

I was reminded recently that many of us use the word 'risk' rather loosely, as if it's something we either take or don't take. It might indeed appear that many of us are firmly ensconced in either one...

We Aim to Entertain
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We Aim to Entertain

"Go the Wallabies!" Watching the national rugby team win on home turf at Suncorp Stadium, Brisbane, is absorbing, captivation, engaging, but, most of all, purely and simply entertaining. Currently, ho...

Perceptions from Deception
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Perceptions from Deception

The view from the lodge at dawn was impressive but, as in many things on this island, somewhat deceptive. Some of you may remember that I checked into the Dr No Lodge on Deception Island about this ti...

Toilet Tissue to Tickle Your Toosh
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Toilet Tissue to Tickle Your Toosh

In a new world order, where cash is becoming strictly off limits and toilet paper is in exponentially increasing demand, perhaps the new currency of choice, for those of us who are feeling flush, will...

Which, Who, What?
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Which, Who, What?

I'm fed up with the constant bad news hype about this Mexican beer that's going viral all over the world. And then there's the following frequently asked questions, with a potential assortment of freq...

Valid-ditty of St Val's Day
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Valid-ditty of St Val's Day

I must admit that I've never subscribed much to St Valentine's day. I find it hard to climb aboard the concept that some priest (or arguably bishop, depending upon the data source), who lost his head...

Natural Bridge over Troubled Water?
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Natural Bridge over Troubled Water?

There was very little smoke in the sky today, in spite of the bushfires still raging to the south, across the border, in NSW and the prevailing south-westerly winds. Time to go bush into one of the ma...

2019

17 articles
The Sound of Leather on Willow
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The Sound of Leather on Willow

"I don't like cricket, oh no, I love it." 10cc and Dreadlock Holiday Now I know that cricket isn't everyone's cup of tea, but, be that as it may, cricket, according to the greatest sports commentator...

Santa Paws ...
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Santa Paws ...

This year the kids in the bush and their mums and dads are all wishing that Santa brings one thing and one thing only ... sustained and heavy rain (and pretty bloody soon) so that the relentless bushf...

Well Strike a Light!
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Well Strike a Light!

G'day, g'day, and how ya goin'? A well known greeting here in Oz, also the first line of a famous Slim Dusty song, and a fair enough question about your mate's welfare. But, in normal circumstances, w...

How do you go when you go?
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How do you go when you go?

There's a place we all must go to undertake the most personal of business, some sooner than others, and some more readily and even frequently than others; a place of inevitability, when, come hell or...

Uber Camel at Uluru
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Uber Camel at Uluru

Having just had an enlightening and awakening cultural experience over the last few days at the Red Centre, learning about Anangu laws and way of life, and the stories of Tjukurpa, ( The Red Centre Ro...

The Red Centre Rocks
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The Red Centre Rocks

I had to pinch myself as I stood here literally in the middle of my adopted homeland. It was a chilly start to the day, just as the sun was peeping over the horizon to transform this monstrous sandsto...

Walking on the Moon
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Walking on the Moon

Went for a walk on the moon today. Didn't stay long. There was absolutely no atmosphere. They tell me that it was 50 years ago that my mates and I convinced the Aberdeen University Engineering Faculty...

You Can't Pluck a Rubber Duck
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You Can't Pluck a Rubber Duck

If it looks like a duck, takes to water like a duck, but is as smooth as a baby's bottom in the bath, then you can de-duck-t it's a rubber ducky and not a contender for canard à l'orange. So what's th...

There's no smoke without fire in Bromo-land
-3 min readen

There's no smoke without fire in Bromo-land

It was just after 5am on an April morning, it was cold, and the sun was struggling to penetrate a band of cloud across the eastern horizon. We could already see from our crowded vantage point, however...

Mail on the Cobb
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Mail on the Cobb

Things were certainly different back then in the Outback Oz of 'olden days'. We penned our communications using ink and paper, we travelled on horseback, buggy or coach, according to our means, and we...

Deception Island 🤡
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Deception Island 🤡

I'd been working from home and had just completed drafting my QM audit programme for the year when my mobile rang. It was the Regional Manager for Far North Queensland (FNQ). "Any chance you can fit i...

Kia Kaha, Christchurch
-5 min readen

Kia Kaha, Christchurch

Another heinous mass murder hits the headlines. The echos of such deeds have shocked our societies for so long now that we are becoming virtually immune to their revelations, no longer shocked to the...

What Does BG Stand for?
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What Does BG Stand for?

On a recent trip to one of the better weekend markets located on the outskirts of Brisbane, I stumbled across Bee Gees Way, a 70m long walkway which honours perhaps this bayside suburb's most famous f...

"Swim between the Flags"
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"Swim between the Flags"

Australia, at an approximate estimate, has over 11,500 beaches, stretched out over some 36,000 km (that's about 22,400 miles) of coastline. Only about 400 of these beaches, however, are collectively p...

How Dark is Your First Foot?
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How Dark is Your First Foot?

Hogmanay (or New Year's Eve in Scotland) was a time when, as a young lad, I keenly awaited the welcoming in of the New Year. On the first stroke of midnight, all gathered together in a tidy tenement '...

How Dark is Your First Foot?
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How Dark is Your First Foot?

Hogmanay (New Year's Eve in Scotland) was always full of anticipation when I was a lad, in advance of welcoming in the New Year by 'first footing'. We'd gather together until the final stroke of midni...

2018

15 articles
A Seasonal Contractual Obligation
-5 min readen

A Seasonal Contractual Obligation

First of all, guys, sorry that I've been a wee bit pre-occupied during the last few months, and have let my posts lapse to only the occasional once in a blue moon. To my less than ardent followers, yo...

The Poet is in You and Me!
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The Poet is in You and Me!

The Poetry in me, Has strong roots, just like a tree, Tapping deeply into metric paradigm, But I really won't compete, With those self proclaimed elite, Who ignore good grammar, rhythm, beat and rhyme...

Bridge over Troubled Waters?
-2 min readen

Bridge over Troubled Waters?

Look at these impressive features: 55 km long; includes a 6.7 km long underwater tunnel; 2 artificial islands; 400,000 tons of steel; 8 years to build; $20 billion 'monetary' price tag; engineered to...

Floral Fest for the Inner West
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Floral Fest for the Inner West

Once every year, the inland city of Toowoomba becomes a kaleidoscope of colour, as the annual spring Carnival of Flowers attracts tourists from far and wide, like bees to the honey pot. Perched on the...

Mangroves, Mud and Myopics
-9 min readen

Mangroves, Mud and Myopics

Mud, mud, glorious mud, Nothing quite like it for cooling the blood. So follow me, follow, Down to the hollow, And there let us wallow in glo-o-o-orious mud. The Hippopotamus Song by Flanders and Swan...

Walk, Walk, Walk
-3 min readen

Walk, Walk, Walk

We drove down to our regular morning constitutional spot on the bay this morning, on the north side of Victoria Point, and just a few clicks down the road from home. The sun was rising in a flawlessly...

True Blue
-3 min readen

True Blue

"True Blue, is it me and you Is it Mum and Dad, is it a cockatoo Is it standin' by your mate when he's in a fight Or just Vegemi-ite True Blue, I'm a-asking you" John Williamson, Singer-Songwriter and...

Why not just Shut up and Listen!?!
-5 min readen

Why not just Shut up and Listen!?!

Listen! Do you want to know a secret? Do you promise not to tell? Closer! Let me whisper in your ear. with apologies to Lennon and McCartney When we hear "our master's voice", or curiosity has the bet...

ANZAC DAY, We will remember them!
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ANZAC DAY, We will remember them!

Today we stood on our driveways and balconies to remember them, but the lack of congregation was balanced by our respect and gratitude for those who serve and those who have fallen. I originally wrote...

So whadya want me to do about it, smarty pants?
-12 min readen

So whadya want me to do about it, smarty pants?

Occasionally my blogs turn to Mother Earth and the plight we've put her in. What with all our take, take, take over the millennia, and our exploitation (without time for renewal) of her natural assets...

Oh, Bee Quiet ..... Not!
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Oh, Bee Quiet ..... Not!

These rhyming thoughts were prompted by my old mate Gert Scholtz The author of the above, Ken Boddie, besides being a sometime poet and occasional writer, is an enthusiastic photographer, rarely leisu...

Moving House ⁉️
-7 min readen

Moving House ⁉️

Just spent the last two and a half months moving house. I'll spare you the details, but let's just say that things didn't go smoothly. In fact, if there were any more bumps on the metaphorical journey...

Let's Untie Some Reef Knots
-4 min readen

Let's Untie Some Reef Knots

Why is everybody getting their knickers in knots over coral reefs being bleached? That only makes them cleaner, yes? What's so great about the Great Barrier Reef? It's only a tourist trap isn't it! Ca...