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Randall Burns

Randall Burns

Chef and World Traveler

Fort Saskatchewan - Alberta

Chef and World Traveler, lovin' life as it just keeps getting better. :-)

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Articles by Randall

2024

1 articles
Zen and "The Flow State"​ of Cooking
-24 min readen

Zen and "The Flow State"​ of Cooking

What is " Nirvana "? "A state of blissful peace without desire, fear or suffering" "A perfect moment "Freedom from suffering", but what is suffering? Without ego, intellect/reason there is no sufferin...

2020

5 articles
A Solution for the “Pandemic Crisis”
-12 min readen

A Solution for the “Pandemic Crisis”

I want to assure you here, at the outset that I’m not being flippant, funny, nor disrespectful. I’m hard pressed to remember the last time that I was this serious, or passionate about a topic but I tr...

"A Letter to a Friend"
-11 min readen

"A Letter to a Friend"

( Here's an email that I just sent to a friend of mine, I hope that you enjoy it.) Hello Graham, I hope that you're well. I'm at the place where I need to "lay all of my cards on the table." This will...

"Really???"
-4 min readen

"Really???"

I would like to introduce Mr. Albert Bourla, CEO of Pfizer, the pharmaceutical company that announced last Monday, Nov. 9 that it has the vaccine for COVID-19. It was also the same day that Mr. Bourla...

Lies, Damned Lies, and Health Statistics
-2 min readen

Lies, Damned Lies, and Health Statistics

This is the title, (Picture from same article), of an article that I read and used as a source for my last article. it has resurfaced a couple of times and I believe that it warrants more in depth rea...

Food for thought...
-1 min readen

Food for thought...

Yes, we are in crazy times. "Perspective" is a topic I'm always discussing... There are those of you out there that are "rolling with the punches", (and yes you know who you are). Just another "adjust...

2018

3 articles
"God sends meat and the Devil sends Cooks"
-9 min readen

"God sends meat and the Devil sends Cooks"

(Old English/Scottish proverb) Credit to Thomas Deloney, 1545 I heard this proverb recently and I must admit that the impact of it made me stop and think, it resonated profoundly with me. Regardless o...

The Quintessential Barbeque
-14 min readen

The Quintessential Barbeque

It was a few weeks ago when I was sitting at home relaxing on a leave of absence and my partner called me from work to give me some good news. Apparently she had bought a raffle ticket for a Father's...

No Viagra Kneaded to Get a Rise out of This
-9 min readen

No Viagra Kneaded to Get a Rise out of This

“The E-Sensual Cook” Chapter 2 This post is in response to a recent article I published, “Love Mussel”, https://www.bebee.com/producer/@randall-burns/love-mussel And the concept that quickly followed,...

2017

26 articles
“Why are you so Fucking Happy?!”
-9 min readen

“Why are you so Fucking Happy?!”

I get this question a LOT. Like there’s a problem with it. (?) Yes I’m generally a happy person, very happy as a matter of fact so I do get this question daily. I have numerous pat answers, all true,...

Why I Write
-14 min readen

Why I Write

Why I Write I have been pondering this query/statement lately and truth be told I have to admit; I am NOT a writer! Having said that however I have to say that I’m NOT a lot of things; - I’m not a Sai...

"Love Mussel"
-8 min readen

"Love Mussel"

My hand plunges into the frigid ice water causing goosebumps to erupt over my arm; I grasp a handful of the precious mollusks and place them into the large bowl next to me. The glistening shells are d...

"Mise en Place", a State of Mind
-7 min readen

"Mise en Place", a State of Mind

This article is revamped from the original that I posted on LinkedIn, March, 2014. I've quoted this kitchen term, "Mise en Place", in many of my posts and someone asked me the other day what the actua...

BEER!
-10 min readen

BEER!

It was pointed out to me the other day by a friend that all, (and really ALL), of my articles/posts/buzzes, regardless of topic, content or theme, have one common thread; they all mention beer, in one...

Mentoring; A "Keystone" in the life of a Cook
-14 min readen

Mentoring; A "Keystone" in the life of a Cook

(Kitchen @ "Viaduct Central", Auckland, New Zealand, 1999) The “philosophy” of Mentoring can be applied to any profession, and to life in general; we all have Mentors and by the same token we are all...

Pic of the Day 3
-1 min readen

Pic of the Day 3

"Siddhartha" Although "Sid" has been gone for a couple of years now I have to look back and say that he was absolutely one of my favorites. We had him for 12 years, adopted stray when he was a pup on...

"Tales from Paradise" (The Poem)
-7 min readen

"Tales from Paradise" (The Poem)

Oh what a life, to live free of strife Running the gamut, around the planet Great wonders I've seen, I may need a vaccine You think this sounds nice? I call it Paradise! Tall mountains I've climbed St...

Pic of the Day - 2
-1 min readen

Pic of the Day - 2

Halloween Sky Taken Oct.30, 2011 Photo Credit - Randall Burns Northern Alberta Nikon D300s Sigma 10mm ISO 800 f5.6, 30 sec exposure (foreground "painted" with hand held strobe) Northern Alberta really...

Pic of the Day
-1 min readen

Pic of the Day

Here's a tiny piece of paradise shot in Northern Alberta, June 24, 2011. Nikon D300s Nikon 105 mm ISO 400 f8, 1/400 sec, (with TTL ring flash) "

Announcing a new Hive!
-6 min readen

Announcing a new Hive!

I would like to announce a new Hive, "Tales from Paradise", and I want to acknowledge Javier 🐝 beBee for his help and support, (actually it was totally Javier's idea and initiative so any "complaints...

Tales from Paradise Pt. 4
-16 min readen

Tales from Paradise Pt. 4

"Paradise is a state of mind..." Alright, admittedly this is a “fluff” piece, a descriptive narration indulging in my reminiscing; but it’s also a reminder that we need to stop and “smell the roses” o...

The Paddle Incident
-16 min readen

The Paddle Incident

There are a few “life changing” episodes or incidents that we all experience, unfortunately rarely, throughout our lives; Incidents that cause us to grow, to change, to alter our perceptions, to switc...

You know you're Canadian when...
-12 min readen

You know you're Canadian when...

Another Installment of "Tales from Paradise", Pt.-3 "Paradise is a state of mind..." I've enjoyed competing in Culinary competitions for years so I was excited and preparing for the up and coming Caym...

Early Morning Coffee...
-1 min readen

Early Morning Coffee...

(written for my wife, Cindy) As I was having my early morning coffee the Moon whispered to me that she was waiting to set until you woke up as your smile brightens the whole world and she didn't want...

"The Truffle Incident"
-10 min readen

"The Truffle Incident"

It’s 1985; I’m living in Toronto, a culinary and cosmopolitan metropolis. I’m a cook, (Chef de Partie position), at a fine dining French restaurant and I’m enjoying it, Cooking great food and constant...

"Zen and the Art of "Bomber" Cleaning"
-5 min readen

"Zen and the Art of "Bomber" Cleaning"

I leave “the line”, and although the peak of service is over, "The Crunch", it will still continue at a fast pace for a couple of more hours. The adrenaline is still coursing through my veins, heighte...

Tales from Paradise, Pt-2
-7 min readen

Tales from Paradise, Pt-2

“Paradise is a state of mind…” It was an idyllic Caribbean morning, clear sky, bright tropical sun, a light sea breeze rustling through the coconut palms outside the bedroom window. The house sat in B...

Celebrating 40 Years in the Kitchen
-13 min readen

Celebrating 40 Years in the Kitchen

Once upon a time, a long long time ago, in a galaxy far far away… 1976, Regina, Saskatchewan; what a year! Joe Walsh joins The Eagles and they release their epic “Hotel California” album, other notabl...

A Stranger in a Strange Land
-20 min readen

A Stranger in a Strange Land

("Tales from Paradise" pt. 1) Has anyone read that excellent novel by Robert Heinlein, “Stranger in a Strange Land”? I talk a lot about learning and Mentoring; it is very important in our business as...

"Stress!" The dynamics in a professional kitchen
-18 min readen

"Stress!" The dynamics in a professional kitchen

“…Fear is the mind killer…” (Frank Herbert, “Dune”, excerpt from the “Litany against Fear”) “The Dream” “The sweat is pouring off of me, stinging my eyes, trickling down my back, the soaked polyester...

Running "The Gauntlet" to becoming a "Chef"
-7 min readen

Running "The Gauntlet" to becoming a "Chef"

There's been many discussions lately regarding the "shortcomings" of our industry, the flaws in our educational systems, the general downward spiral of the caliber of "Cooks" and cooking techniques, o...