Author, Humorist
Atlanta - Georgia
I'm an ex-adman, founder of ASO Advertising/Atlanta, who now writes stuff to amuse, entertain, and provoke thought. The kind of guy dictators "disappear" first. I'm also pretty good at guessing numbers between one and ten. I'm correct about 10% of the time.
454 articles
Ex-prez promises lots of stuff at his rally. Disgraced twice-impeached ex-President Donald J. Trump is feeling the pressure #comment-452069">as lawsuits pile up and investigations into his shady past...
Treasonous criminals will be rewarded if Trump gets elected. On January 6, 2021, thousands of irate crybabies stormed The Capitol , beat cops, destroyed property, and tried to overthrow a free and fai...
How could any idiot mistake these for “fan letters?” Oh, that Donald J. Trump! Since The Justice Department released the picture above of secret documents recovered in Mar-a-Lago on August 8 , the dis...
Little Lindsey is upset at the outrageous behavior of The Justice Department Brownoser Sen. Lindsey Graham says he is outraged by the audacity of The Justice Department in seizing records from disgrac...
Trump defenders are outraged by the FBI confiscating secret documents from Mar-a-Lago Disgraced twice-impeached ex-President Donald J. Trump has a pack of craven weasels happy to defend and make excus...
Republican bigwigs are upset at The Justice Dept. for dispensing justice against their cult leader. The stalwarts of The Republican Party are up in arms over last week’s “disgraceful illegal invasion”...
Trump takes the Fifth Amendment over 450 times and says he doesn't "have to say nothing to nobody." Disgraced twice-impeached ex-President Donald J. Trump who once said anyone who took the Fifth Amend...
Don The Con is at it again––he’s milking his rubes! The Lint Screen has obtained a new email from "THE PRESIDENT'S DESK IN MAR-A- LAGO" soliciting money for his defense against the January 6th Committ...
Trump discusses his upcoming coup with his chief bootlicker, Marky Mark Meadows. Former Chief of Staff Mark Meadows is at the center of a flood of damning emails before and during the attempted coup t...
Trump is greatly respected and feared by Putin, ex-prez sez. Disgraced twice-impeached ex-President Donald J. Trump has fond memories of his time with Russian President Vladimir Putin . “If I were pre...
Happy puppy hand puppets are helping keep Donald Trump’s spirits high. Some people drink alcohol or take drugs when they feel down, but a unique therapy is treating disgraced twice-impeached ex-Presid...
Kevin McCarthy claims to have been kidnapped on January 5, 2021 House Minority Leader Kevin McCarthy is claiming he was absent during the January 6th Inaugural Insurrection & Coup Event . The House se...
The Don watches Capitol invasion on TV, issues orders to toadies. As the January 6 Select Committee wades through seas of incriminating evidence, The Lint Screen is unearthing facts and exposing the t...
The slimy Rep. Devin Nunes of California is leaving for occupancy up Donald Trump’s ass. No one would ever accuse California Rep. Devin Nunes of having integrity or honor. So naturally, disgraced twic...
The former Kyle Rittenhouse has a new identity. Kyle Rittenhouse is dead. The 18-year-old may have gotten off free for traveling over state lines and gunning down a couple of people in Kenosha, Wiscon...
Loser ex-prez wants to play games. Disgraced twice-impeached ex-President Donald J. Trump continues his big lie that he won the 2020 election . While he forces all Republican politicians to genuflect...
The disgraced former Vice President is still on team Trump. Toilet paper doesn’t know Donald J. Trump’s ass as well as Mike Pence does. The former V.P. still worships his ex-boss, disgraced, twice-imp...
The world loves Ted Lasso, but Donald Trump doesn’t. Apple TV may have a hit with its show Ted Lasso, but there’s one person who is not a fan: disgraced twice-impeached ex-president Donald J. Trump. “...
Former Attorney General Bill Barr is confounded. Anyone who knows ol’ Billy Boy Barr will attest to the fact he’s a straight shooter and calls ’em like he sees ’em! The former Attorney General dropped...
The super scientific Cyber Ninjas crush the Arizona recount. Since April 23, Cyber Ninjas have been hard at work to prove election fraud in Maricopa County, Arizona, and now the team of crack crackpot...
House Minority Leader Kevin McCarthy continued his revisionist history tour following his appearance on Chris Wallace’s “Fox News Sunday” show. The Trump fanboy popped into The Lint Screen offices on...
Donald J. Trump claims, “I could have played pro baseball. Every major league team wanted me. I was a natural, like Robert Redford in that movie. I forget the name of it.” That was then. Now, the disg...
Donald J. Trump claims Joe Biden stole his presidency . “It was disgraceful,” the reviled twice-impeached ex-president told The Lint Screen . “I had the biggest election victory in history– winning al...
Although he’s left the national stage, disgraced twice-impeached ex-President Donald Trump is not keeping his big yap shut. He summoned The Lint Screen to his luxurious lair at Mar-A-Lago to give his...
There’s no more free ride for the Republican Party. Twice-impeached disgraced ex-President Donald J. Trum p has served the Republican Party with his official Grifting Menu detailing the costs associat...
