Author, Humorist
I'm an ex-adman, founder of ASO Advertising/Atlanta, who now writes stuff to amuse, entertain, and provoke thought. The kind of guy dictators "disappear" first.
I'm also pretty good at guessing numbers between one and ten. I'm correct about 10% of the time.
Empathetic Adman ASO Advertising Clients: Georgia Aquarium, Coca-Cola (Seagram's soft drinks), Golf Pride Golf Grips, Mitsubishi Electric Cooling & Heating, Georgia Center for Nonprofits, Sea Palms Resort, Valor Hospitality and Anthony.
Have created successful campaigns for UPS, AutoZone, DelHaize America (Food Lion, Hannaford, Kash n' Karry, Bloom, Bottom Dollar) Mellow Mushroom, Applebee's, Randstad Staffing, Chick-fil-A Bowl, Sealed Air Corporation and Danka Business Systems.
Writer Ascending Into Creative Director Where I learned My Craft And Practiced My Voodoo Worked all over America at The Richards Group, Leo Burnett, Hal Riney & Partners, Doner, Bozell & Jacobs and more and created many successful campaigns for American Airlines,
Kellogg's, Arby's, Old Milwaukee Beer, McDonald's, Mirage Hotel & Casino, Anheuser-Busch, Alamo Rent-A-Car, and 12,809 other brands.
Created work that greased the wheels of capitalism and kept this damn economy humming.
Author PD Scullin Literary Factory I have left the ad game to be a full-time author, wrangling words for amusement, enlightenment, titillation, and thought provocation. My first novel, "Sawdust: Love is wilder than a circus" is being released soon... please check out more at www.pdscullin.com
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